Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Oscars

What a fun weekend! On Sunday I met more people. I met Jennifer and David Howard. They bought me cute dresses and some toys too! They also brought some fabulous dessert from the Black Hound. Thank god there were leftovers - I saw Mommy and Daddy chowing down after everyone left! Tara and Jason also came over to watch the Oscars. Check out Tara's cleavage in this photo! Hubba Hubba.

Grandma and Grandpa Kiernan came over on Saturday night and we had Chinese food. Overall - there was a lot of eating going on.

Friday, February 23, 2007

WTF?


Pardon my french...but seriously...WTF? My mom told me we were going for shots today. I seriously thought she meant Tequila - lemon, salt, worm and all. Boy was I wrong. She took me to the doctor's office. And "shots" are actually needles!!! They stuck needles in my legs. Jesus Christ- what did I do? Mom was holding me and telling me it was okay and that she loved me...WHATEVER.

Then we went to the Mommy Group at the library. I was pretty cranky. But I fell asleep and have been sleeping most of the day (well obviously I am awake now blogging). I hope mom gives me a bath tonight. I think I have poop on my leg.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Busy Week

It's President's Day Week and teachers are off! That means that Mommy can hang out with Tara and Denise! I also got to see Daddy on Monday because he didnt have to go to work. Daddy also stayed home on Tuesday. He was sick. He spit up more than me that day!

Mommy and I went to Tara's house yesterday. And today we are going to see Grandma Kiernan - we'll also see Great Aunt Debbie and Great Aunt Lori. Tomorrow we are going shopping with Denise. I watched Mommy trying to fit into her old clothes - it was pretty funny. She couldnt even get her jeans up over her big bum. I laughed at her (see photo left). So she has to buy some big gal jeans tomorrow. Then on Friday we will go for my shots. I dont know what shots are - but they sound like fun.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Snowed In

Mommy and I have been stuck in the house all week. It's very cold outside and all this frozen white stuff is out there. Daddy keeps taking the Jeep to work and that's the only car that has a car seat in it for me (I told you my parents leave everything for the last minute - they have TWO other car seats just sitting in the basement!!)

Grandma and Grandpa Kiernan went down to Florida this week. They usually go for the entire winter but stuck around in NY this year for me! My Uncle Dan and Aunt Beth-Anne were going to go too...but their flight was canceled. Something to do with that white stuff.

We finally left the house today to go to that stupid Mommy Group. I dont like it there. All Mommy does is complain that I dont sleep 9 hours a night. Why did she have me if she just wants me to sleep all the time? I am so freakin' adorable in this picture.

Weekends!!!

Weekends are the best - Daddy is home!! We usually get together with Tara and Jason. I get passed around a lot because everyone loves me so much. Daddy usually cooks tons and tons of meat and then they have a feast. Mommy loves to hold me while she's eating dinner. So I always make sure to cry if she puts me down. Sometimes Tara takes my Mommy out for a few hours. Then I am left with the two boys. It's really funny when they try to change my diaper.

My Mommy

I know my mommy loves me - but I overheard her tell somebody that she wants to go back to work. I think she's bored being at home with me. I try to talk to her but she doesnt seem to understand me. I keep trying. I know she's lonely. So at night, I like to remind her that I am always there for her.

I think her favorite day so far was when she went to visit her friend Julie. Julie has two daughters who I will play with when I am older.

Mommy also likes watching Roseanne reruns on the Oxygen Network. Hmmm - what else does Mommy do? She reads the newspaper, she reads her emails, she has a phone date with Michelle every Wednesday. Oh - and we go the library every Friday for "mommy group". I am the cutest baby there.

My Daddy

My Daddy loves me so much. And he kisses me all the time with his hairy face. Why doesnt he shave for me?

He gets up really early and drives into the city all day - leaving me home alone with Mommy. He works really hard. He gets home about 8pm and then Mommy and Daddy have a glass of wine. I can tell that Mommy wants to have a glass earlier - but she waits patiently for Daddy to come home first. She only has one glass a day so that I dont get too drunk. I get just enough to put me to sleep.

Daddy is funny. When I cry, he turns up the volume on the TV. So I cry louder. It's a game we play. And at night - he snores so loudly that he doesnt even hear me cry. He doesnt like to change my diaper. But Mommy leaves me home with Daddy sometimes and he doesnt want me to have a dirty diaper - so he's good about keeping me fresh. He spoils me. I used to cry all the time when I was having my diaper changed - but Daddy bought me a 'wiper warmer' so now my baby wipes are warm on my tush.

He also set up a web cam so that he can check in on me during the day. I try to be pretty and happy when he is watching - but sometimes I can't help it and I cry. I cant be happy all the time.