When I woke up the next morning there were mad presents under the tree. I ran to mommy's room to tell her. It took me 4 hours to open all my presents. And I needed a nap.
We had everyone at our house that day. Daddy cooked a ham and a turkey and a ton of other stuff. The house was a wreck at the end of the day. Mommy, Daddy, and Jason cleaned until late at night. But they let me stay up to play with all my toys.


My cousin Mickey had his 2nd birthday party this weekend at Grandma and Grandpa Kiernan's house. They went all out! There was a petting zoo and pony rides and a face-painter and jumpy things and pinata's! Makes me wonder...where is MY BIRTHDAY PARTY MOMMY??? 



My shiksa boyfriend, Caden, showed me how the gentiles go hunting for eggs. I wasnt so good at it. I only got one egg. Caden got like a dozen and he shared them with me. I dont need to go hunting for eggs...if I want eggs, I'll buy eggs. 